{"id":11731,"date":"2010-04-26T15:00:50","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T20:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11731"},"modified":"2010-04-04T15:49:45","modified_gmt":"2010-04-04T20:49:45","slug":"sayers-joey-the-time-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11731","title":{"rendered":"Sayers, Joey &#8211; The Time Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsayers.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/02\/timemachine1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"timemachine1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/02\/timemachine1.jpg\" alt=\"timemachine1\" width=\"307\" height=\"485\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Time Machine<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is a choose-your-own-adventure story from Joe Sayers.\u00c2\u00a0 You know, Joey Sayers, the creator of the wonderful comics listed below as well as several others?\u00c2\u00a0 Also, a choose-your-own-adventure story (maybe she had to call it a &#8220;maze comic&#8221; for make believe legal reasons?).\u00c2\u00a0 For those of you still left reading this who haven&#8217;t already gone over to his website to buy this comic, I&#8217;ll give you a few more details to whet your appetite.\u00c2\u00a0 A young man finds a time machine in his yard and decides to see if it works.\u00c2\u00a0 Upon activating the machine he&#8217;s confronted with an increasing series of choices.\u00c2\u00a0 Go to the past or the future?\u00c2\u00a0 Mention the antenna or ask about cheeseburgers?\u00c2\u00a0 Read the warning about the hot dogs or check into the antidote?\u00c2\u00a0 Eat the hot dogs to begin with or reset time?\u00c2\u00a0 If none of this sounds appealing to you, there is no hope for you.\u00c2\u00a0 Granted, you may be a wonderful human being in every other regard, but somebody who can&#8217;t get behind something like this is lacking a certain quality that every decent person needs.\u00c2\u00a0 If you&#8217;re one of those fortunate people with both a sense of humor and a strong hint of nostalgia, you won&#8217;t be disappointed.\u00c2\u00a0 $3<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/02\/timemachine2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"timemachine2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/02\/timemachine2.jpg\" alt=\"timemachine2\" width=\"411\" height=\"631\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website The Time Machine This is a choose-your-own-adventure story from Joe Sayers.\u00c2\u00a0 You know, Joey Sayers, the creator of the wonderful comics listed below as well as several others?\u00c2\u00a0 Also, a choose-your-own-adventure story (maybe she had to call it a &#8220;maze comic&#8221; for make believe legal reasons?).\u00c2\u00a0 For those of you still left reading this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3242,2008],"class_list":["post-11731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-joey-sayers","tag-the-time-machine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11732,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11731\/revisions\/11732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}