{"id":11721,"date":"2010-04-26T14:45:33","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T19:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11721"},"modified":"2010-04-04T15:43:46","modified_gmt":"2010-04-04T20:43:46","slug":"salazar-souther-the-monster-that-ate-stars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11721","title":{"rendered":"Salazar, Souther &#8211; The Monster That Ate Stars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.southersalazar.net\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/monster1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"307\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Monster That Ate Stars<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If I needed more proof that this guy is a genius, here it is. This is the story of a little boy who turns into a monster and terrorizes people. I laughed out loud most of the way through this, and that never happens. It&#8217;s too short to say much about though. It&#8217;s funny and it looks like it was drawn in a frenzy, but in a good way. I&#8217;m not sure how much this was (probably $1 or 2) because I got it at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usscatastrophe.com\/\">USS Catastrophe<\/a> store, but it&#8217;s worth it. While you&#8217;re over there you might want to buy everything else they have too, or at least everything they have in stock.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/monster2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"612\" height=\"246\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website The Monster That Ate Stars If I needed more proof that this guy is a genius, here it is. This is the story of a little boy who turns into a monster and terrorizes people. I laughed out loud most of the way through this, and that never happens. It&#8217;s too short to say [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1427,2000],"class_list":["post-11721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-souther-salazar","tag-the-monster-that-ate-stars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11725,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11721\/revisions\/11725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}