{"id":11639,"date":"2010-04-26T13:00:55","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T18:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11639"},"modified":"2010-04-04T14:09:52","modified_gmt":"2010-04-04T19:09:52","slug":"robertson-david-dump-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11639","title":{"rendered":"Robertson, David &#8211; Dump #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fredeggcomics.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/02\/dump11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"dump11\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/02\/dump11.jpg\" alt=\"dump11\" width=\"390\" height=\"614\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dump #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Because I&#8217;m going to be raving for the rest of the review, it&#8217;s best to get my one complaint out of the way now: how is it that something that&#8217;s this well put together doesn&#8217;t have any contact info?\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m guessing that the website listed above is still David&#8217;s main website, as it does have many samples (including stories from this issue), but Berserkotron is prominently featured, not this comic.\u00c2\u00a0 Usually that would be enough to sour me on a book at least a little, but this comic is too awesome to bother with a little thing like that.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 There are 10 pieces in this (as I mentioned) gorgeously produced comic.\u00c2\u00a0 Starting things off is a bit of behind the scenes from the first of the new Star Wars movies, as the Jedi council starts calling each other racists for their disdain for humans and their habit of dying a mere 70-100 years after they&#8217;re trained.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s funny stuff and David does an excellent job of portraying some of the faces on that panel&#8230; except for Yoda.\u00c2\u00a0 That is one brutally ugly Yoda.\u00c2\u00a0 Next up is Delhi Belly, about a young man who travels and comes back to discover he has Crohn&#8217;s disease.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s not meant to be funny, but the fact that it was originally included in an anthology of poop humor is funny all by itself.\u00c2\u00a0 Next up is a cautionary tale about pretzel makers and the value of getting your work done first.\u00c2\u00a0 If you ever wondered what was going on in the heads of the being involved in the UFO&#8217;s in Space Invaders, the next story will be perfect for you, war crimes and all.\u00c2\u00a0 The longest piece in the book is up next, as David takes the challenge to draw one panel for every hour of the day.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s a fascinating peek into his life, assuming that it&#8217;s all autobiographical, as he manages to make a perfectly mundane day amusing.\u00c2\u00a0 Oh, and spoiler alert: that baby is just a shrunken regular sized person.\u00c2\u00a0 Next is a thoroughly random piece for Narrative Corpse, which thrives on randomness, dealing with sea monkeys, a shark and a guided tour.\u00c2\u00a0 Then you have the brilliant piece I sampled below, followed by David&#8217;s ideas for what is going on in the head of various models who have posed in classes over the years.\u00c2\u00a0 Next is maybe my favorite piece in the book (and an excellent reason to visit that website, as it&#8217;s featured on the main page), as David imagines a conversation between a man trying to find an appropriate comic for his son and discovering that a comic with robots on the cover (which happens to be Berserkotron) is not necessarily something that&#8217;s meant for kids.\u00c2\u00a0 Finally we get to the title story, Dump, as we rejoin Bert Ainsley from Berserkotron looking for work.\u00c2\u00a0 Capping all of this comic wonderfulness off is another recap of how these stories came about and where (in some cases) they were originally printed, and a hilarious online discussion about some of the great books in comics and which ones are appropriate for children.\u00c2\u00a0 If Berserkotron left any convincing to be done, this issue has done it: this man is a serious comic talent.\u00c2\u00a0 Once he gets that Yoda down I don&#8217;t think anything in the world can stop him.\u00c2\u00a0 Price is 99p, to my American eyes that looks a little like $2 and, as an American, I am naturally too arrogant to double check.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/02\/dump12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"dump12\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/02\/dump12.jpg\" alt=\"dump12\" width=\"490\" height=\"834\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Dump #1 Because I&#8217;m going to be raving for the rest of the review, it&#8217;s best to get my one complaint out of the way now: how is it that something that&#8217;s this well put together doesn&#8217;t have any contact info?\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m guessing that the website listed above is still David&#8217;s main website, as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3235,1958],"class_list":["post-11639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-david-robertson","tag-dump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11639"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11640,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11639\/revisions\/11640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}