{"id":11569,"date":"2010-04-26T11:30:50","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T16:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11569"},"modified":"2010-04-04T12:25:57","modified_gmt":"2010-04-04T17:25:57","slug":"rhodes-matt-jorge-the-robot-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11569","title":{"rendered":"Rhodes, Matt &#8211; Jorge the Robot #5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/punkcomics\/\">Website<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0(broken as of 4\/4\/10)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/jorge51.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"393\" height=\"630\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jorge the Robot #5<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I need to mention something here: this guy is 13. 13! How on earth does he even fold and staple these things, not to mention everything else? Color me amazed, unless he has a few people helping him, and I don&#8217;t think he has adults helping him because he uses the word &#8220;shit&#8221; a few times. Doesn&#8217;t he know that no adult has ever said &#8220;shit&#8221;, thereby making it not cool to say? Anyway, the comic. The biggest problem is the lettering, as it&#8217;s sloppy. Other than that it&#8217;s a fun book. The first story is about Jorge going to see a movie, with all the hijinx that usually come from going to the movies. The second story is about Jorge getting a job, until he realizes that robots don&#8217;t need jobs. Altogether, it&#8217;s a bit unpolished (I did mention that he&#8217;s 13, right?), but keep it up, Matt! You can take over the the world by the time you&#8217;re 18 if you keep this up. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/punkcomics\">Website<\/a>! $1.50<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/jorge52.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"385\" height=\"610\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website\u00c2\u00a0(broken as of 4\/4\/10) Jorge the Robot #5 I need to mention something here: this guy is 13. 13! How on earth does he even fold and staple these things, not to mention everything else? Color me amazed, unless he has a few people helping him, and I don&#8217;t think he has adults helping him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1934,3218],"class_list":["post-11569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-jorge-the-robot","tag-matt-rhodes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11572,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11569\/revisions\/11572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}