{"id":11544,"date":"2010-04-26T11:00:48","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T16:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11544"},"modified":"2010-04-04T12:05:43","modified_gmt":"2010-04-04T17:05:43","slug":"reklaw-jesse-blue-fuzz-the-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11544","title":{"rendered":"Reklaw, Jesse &#8211; Blue Fuzz the Hero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.slowwave.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/bluefuzz1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"bluefuzz1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/bluefuzz1.jpg\" alt=\"bluefuzz1\" width=\"254\" height=\"331\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Blue Fuzz the Hero<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=1&amp;product_id=425\">Now Available<\/a>!\u00c2\u00a0 $4<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m taking a guess on whether &#8220;Blue Fuzz&#8221; is one word or two, but as it looks weird all lumped together I&#8217;m going with two.\u00c2\u00a0 Another fascinating glimpse into the things I actually think about!\u00c2\u00a0 This, clearly, is the story of Blue Fuzz, who just so happens to be a hero.\u00c2\u00a0 He fights evil, or perhaps people who spill his beer, but things start to go wrong for him when he overhears some people badmouthing the king.\u00c2\u00a0 Blue Fuzz, being a hero and also being unfamiliar with general griping, kills the king, and this gets him in all kinds of trouble.\u00c2\u00a0 He chased out of town by an angry mob, has a chat with a fire he builds (the fire goes on to tell him the history of how people first got fire), descends deep into a mountain and has all kinds of adventures, cross-dresses (but for a very noble reason), tries to figure out a decent gift for the old gods and eventually lives happily ever afterish.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m OK with spilling this large amount of beans because it really doesn&#8217;t matter.\u00c2\u00a0 The joy in reading this comes from Jesse&#8217;s offhanded descriptions of the heroics, the full page color illustrations before and after each &#8220;chapter&#8221; (the look on his face as he stabs the king in full color is worth the price of admission) and the general awesomeness of the comic.\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, it&#8217;s a cheat for any reviewer to just say that a comic is great, but screw it, this comic is great.\u00c2\u00a0 Fantastic and wonderful even.\u00c2\u00a0 Not a bad piece or illustration in here is what I mean, and the writing is perfect for these little adventures.\u00c2\u00a0 Buy it already! 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