{"id":11174,"date":"2010-04-24T21:39:36","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T02:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11174"},"modified":"2010-04-02T15:25:37","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T20:25:37","slug":"nelson-kelli-tomato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11174","title":{"rendered":"Nelson, Kelli &#8211; Tomato"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cheappaperart.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/tomato11.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tomato<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=248\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a><strong> $1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well, as you should be able to tell from that scan, this is a dream comic and, as such, might not make much sense in any kind of linear fashion. I think it would have been funnier if she had left out the fact that it&#8217;s a dream comic and let people try to figure it out for themselves, but I&#8217;m sadistic that way. This is about a young girl who goes to join a school for girls. Whether she&#8217;s a teacher or a student isn&#8217;t exactly clear, but we do know that she&#8217;s younger than the other girls. Anyway, she hears some scandalous stuff at lunch, then is mistakenly thought to have made a racist comment, and I&#8217;m on the verge of telling you the entire comic here so I&#8217;ll just stop there. Dream comics are always interesting to me because it&#8217;s a little peek into the subconscious of the author, however unintentional. It&#8217;s a shortie, sure, but it&#8217;s a good little book. Contact info is up there, or you could just buy this in the store, if you were so inclined&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/tomato2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Tomato Now Available! $1 Well, as you should be able to tell from that scan, this is a dream comic and, as such, might not make much sense in any kind of linear fashion. I think it would have been funnier if she had left out the fact that it&#8217;s a dream comic and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3159,1774],"class_list":["post-11174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-kelli-nelson","tag-tomato"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11174"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11184,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11174\/revisions\/11184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}