{"id":11110,"date":"2010-04-24T20:15:56","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T01:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11110"},"modified":"2010-04-02T14:50:56","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T19:50:56","slug":"morris-joseph-gulatta-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11110","title":{"rendered":"Morris, Joseph &#8211; Gulatta! #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.torcpress.com\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/04\/gullatta1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"gullatta1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/04\/gullatta1.jpg\" alt=\"gullatta1\" width=\"422\" height=\"654\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gulatta! #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In case you&#8217;re wondering, &#8220;Gulatta&#8221; is apparently a nonsense word that Joseph thought sounded cool, so don&#8217;t take the time to try and look it up.\u00c2\u00a0 This is the story of a professor (who appears to be half dinosaur), an Impossicube (not to be confused with the Cosmic Cube from all those Marvel comics), a team of super villains sent to steal the cube, and a loosely organized team of &#8220;heroes&#8221; who arrive to save the cube.\u00c2\u00a0 If you&#8217;re looking for plot or much in the way of dialogue, it&#8217;s best to move onto another comic.\u00c2\u00a0 If all you&#8217;re looking for is a 12 page fight scene, you&#8217;re in luck!\u00c2\u00a0 Joseph does manage to come up with some interesting super powers (the guy with the three flaming tongues was at least unique), but he needs a spell check in the worst way.\u00c2\u00a0 All told it&#8217;s a fairly forgettable comic, which is a shame because I liked his part work well enough.\u00c2\u00a0 Ah well, let&#8217;s just call it an off-comic and leave it at that, as I think his past work shows he does have something to say about super heroes.\u00c2\u00a0 Better luck next year, for my yearly pickup at SPACE&#8230; $1<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/04\/gullatta2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"gullatta2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/04\/gullatta2.jpg\" alt=\"gullatta2\" width=\"564\" height=\"871\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Gulatta! #1 In case you&#8217;re wondering, &#8220;Gulatta&#8221; is apparently a nonsense word that Joseph thought sounded cool, so don&#8217;t take the time to try and look it up.\u00c2\u00a0 This is the story of a professor (who appears to be half dinosaur), an Impossicube (not to be confused with the Cosmic Cube from all those [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1742,3151],"class_list":["post-11110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-gulatta","tag-joseph-morris"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11111,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11110\/revisions\/11111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}