{"id":11103,"date":"2010-04-24T20:09:04","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T01:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11103"},"modified":"2010-04-02T14:48:48","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T19:48:48","slug":"morean-sarah-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11103","title":{"rendered":"Morean, Sarah &#8211; More!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.smorean.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/more1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>More!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Seems like it&#8217;s been a week for mostly tiny minis, and this one is the tiniest of them all. It&#8217;s only a quarter, as you can see from that giant price on the cover, and it&#8217;ll take you about 30 seconds to read it. However, they are a very funny 30 seconds, so take that for what it&#8217;s worth. How much is 30 seconds of funny worth to you\u00ef\u00bf\u00bd If it&#8217;s a quarter, you&#8217;re in luck! This is the story of the wonders of small children and their appreciation for the finer things in life. Or how they&#8217;re mostly obnoxious little assholes. Is it appropriate to call children assholes? Well, if not then they should stop acting like them. $.25<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/more2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website More! Seems like it&#8217;s been a week for mostly tiny minis, and this one is the tiniest of them all. It&#8217;s only a quarter, as you can see from that giant price on the cover, and it&#8217;ll take you about 30 seconds to read it. However, they are a very funny 30 seconds, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1740,3140],"class_list":["post-11103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-more","tag-sarah-morean"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11107,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11103\/revisions\/11107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}