{"id":11015,"date":"2010-04-24T18:12:34","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T23:12:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11015"},"modified":"2010-04-02T13:43:17","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T18:43:17","slug":"mills-scott-zebediah-the-hillbilly-zombie-redneck-bites-the-dust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=11015","title":{"rendered":"Mills, Scott &#8211; Zebediah the Hillbilly Zombie Redneck Bites the Dust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottmills.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/zebediah1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Zebediah the Hillbilly Zombie Redneck Bites the Dust<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=224\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $10.95<\/p>\n<p>I remember reading back in high school that Dostoevsky was paid by the word, which is why all of his books were so long. Of course, he&#8217;s probably the best single writer in the history of fiction, so it was a good thing that he was motivated to ramble a bit. What does this have to do with Scott Mills? Well, if he got paid by the mini comic and\/or graphic novel, he&#8217;d be a very rich man. I don&#8217;t know anybody outside of James Kochalka who has a larger body of work in the small press business. Luckily he also has some serious range, which is what makes him so unique. This one is about Zebediah, a zombie with a heart of gold. Well, as much as a zombie can have, anyway. Also you have a mad scientist who&#8217;s determined to screw up the parts of the world that weren&#8217;t already destroyed by the zombies, elves who want to make the world grow again, and a conjoined killer. Oh, and some of the most incomprehensible zombie dialogue that you&#8217;re likely to see, but then, how clear did you expect zombies to be? They&#8217;re not here to enunciate, you know. Good stuff again, with the usual caveat that it&#8217;s a bit expensive to spend $10.95 on something that takes you 5 minutes to read, but it is a really great 5 minutes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/zebediah2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Zebediah the Hillbilly Zombie Redneck Bites the Dust Now Available! $10.95 I remember reading back in high school that Dostoevsky was paid by the word, which is why all of his books were so long. Of course, he&#8217;s probably the best single writer in the history of fiction, so it was a good thing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2025,1700],"class_list":["post-11015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-scott-mills","tag-zebediah-the-hillbilly-zombie-redneck-bites-the-dust"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11015"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11030,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11015\/revisions\/11030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}