{"id":10863,"date":"2010-04-24T15:03:58","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T20:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10863"},"modified":"2010-04-01T18:17:08","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T23:17:08","slug":"mcdonnell-lisa-a-really-true-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10863","title":{"rendered":"McDonnell, Lisa &#8211; A Really True Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/inkybird2.carbonmade.com\/projects\/2471469\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/reallytrue1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"reallytrue1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/reallytrue1.jpg\" alt=\"reallytrue1\" width=\"322\" height=\"493\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Really True Story<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If it says so right in the title, who am I to suggest that isn&#8217;t a really true story?\u00c2\u00a0 Lisa says in her intro that &#8220;all the identifying facts have been changed to protect me&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 Which is odd, considering that there is no female character in a leading role here, but I&#8217;ll let it slide.\u00c2\u00a0 This is the theoretically the story of two cops and how circumstances helped them catch a potential car thief.\u00c2\u00a0 I say &#8220;theoretically&#8221; because it&#8217;s really all just an excuse to get to the punch line, but it&#8217;s not kosher to give such things away in reviews, so I&#8217;ll stick to telling you about the rest of it.\u00c2\u00a0 Bob and Jake (the two cops) finish up a day of work and head home.\u00c2\u00a0 Bob realizes that he forgot to tell Jake that they need to come in early the next day but, as is required by the laws of the universe, he only remembers this when he is almost home.\u00c2\u00a0 He pulls in the driveway, makes a pledge not to leave the car until he talks to Jake, and suddenly hears someone approaching his car.\u00c2\u00a0 He ducks down, ready for whatever is coming, and he hears the kid talking trash about the other car in the driveway before getting to him.\u00c2\u00a0 Bob kicks the door open, shocking the kid, who runs into a nearby house.\u00c2\u00a0 The rest of the comic is a (shorter than you&#8217;d think) chase and the previously mentioned punchline, which was set up wonderfully earlier in the comic but it flew right by me.\u00c2\u00a0 Lisa seems to have this 6 page comic thing down pat, as she managed to pack funny, tense and humiliating all in one pamphlet.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s worth a look if you have an extra buck or two lying around.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/reallytrue2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"reallytrue2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/reallytrue2.jpg\" alt=\"reallytrue2\" width=\"404\" height=\"580\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website A Really True Story If it says so right in the title, who am I to suggest that isn&#8217;t a really true story?\u00c2\u00a0 Lisa says in her intro that &#8220;all the identifying facts have been changed to protect me&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 Which is odd, considering that there is no female character in a leading role here, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1632,3074],"class_list":["post-10863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-a-really-true-story","tag-lisa-mcdonnell"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10863"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10865,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10863\/revisions\/10865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}