{"id":10831,"date":"2010-04-24T14:15:40","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T19:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10831"},"modified":"2010-04-01T17:55:31","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T22:55:31","slug":"may-ted-it-lives-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10831","title":{"rendered":"May, Ted &#8211; It Lives #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.usscatastrophe.com\/itlives\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/it1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"443\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>It Lives #1<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=216\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $3<\/p>\n<p>It amazes me to see that Ted isn&#8217;t already on this page. I own every single anthology he&#8217;s been in (according to the ones he lists in the back of this issue, anyway), so it just made sense that he would already be here. That being said, I only thought he was OK before I saw a clump of his stories all in one place. Now I think he might just be the new Jesus. Too much hype, I guess, but damn is this guy funny. There&#8217;s a story called Toilet Battle that is the single funniest fight scene I&#8217;ve seen in years. I offer no details! Help Me Understand Your World (while being one of the best names for a story ever) was incredible, as was the one involving pants. Monster Mask wasn&#8217;t absolutely perfect, but I still liked it. Go to his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usscatastrophe.com\/itlives\/\">website<\/a>, give him piles of money so maybe he&#8217;ll do another one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/it2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"389\" height=\"620\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website It Lives #1 Now Available! $3 It amazes me to see that Ted isn&#8217;t already on this page. I own every single anthology he&#8217;s been in (according to the ones he lists in the back of this issue, anyway), so it just made sense that he would already be here. That being said, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1623,2806],"class_list":["post-10831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-it-lives","tag-ted-may"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10831"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10832,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10831\/revisions\/10832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}