{"id":10793,"date":"2010-04-24T13:27:12","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T18:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10793"},"modified":"2010-04-01T17:30:01","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T22:30:01","slug":"marquet-thomas-c-we-have-big-plans-part-two-bland-like-water-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10793","title":{"rendered":"Marquet, Thomas C. &#8211; We Have Big Plans Part Two (Bland Like Water #3)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewhitecube.net\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/bigplans21.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"282\" height=\"429\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>We Have Big Plans Part Two (Bland Like Water #3)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hey, what happened to the pictures on the page? Oh well, I&#8217;ll fix it some other time. Seriously! This is the dramatic conclusion of the saleman trying to sell safe sand. Well, sort of, anyway. If you&#8217;ve ever wanted to see a long sales pitch in action, this is the comic for you! That&#8217;s selling the book a bit short, but that is what goes on for most of the comic. His panel composition is still tremendous, and he manages to make what (in theory, anyway) should be a pretty dull story thoroughly entertaining, so it&#8217;s obvious that there&#8217;s some serious talent at work here. It&#8217;s $2, contact info is up there and if somebody comes to this page in a few months and the pictures aren&#8217;t fixed, feel free to berate me for it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/bigplans22.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"486\" height=\"638\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website We Have Big Plans Part Two (Bland Like Water #3) Hey, what happened to the pictures on the page? Oh well, I&#8217;ll fix it some other time. Seriously! This is the dramatic conclusion of the saleman trying to sell safe sand. Well, sort of, anyway. If you&#8217;ve ever wanted to see a long sales [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1608,3048,1609],"class_list":["post-10793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-bland-like-water","tag-thomas-marquet","tag-we-have-big-plans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10793"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10797,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10793\/revisions\/10797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}