{"id":10637,"date":"2010-04-24T10:12:52","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T15:12:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10637"},"modified":"2010-04-01T12:53:32","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T17:53:32","slug":"leoncini-mike-crash-of-metal-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10637","title":{"rendered":"Leoncini, Mike &#8211; Crash of Metal #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"mailto:crashofmetal@hotmail.com\">E-mail<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/crash11.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"602\" height=\"750\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Crash of Metal #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>OK, to tell you the truth, I&#8217;m not sure if this is #1 or just a preview of #1, but does it matter? Didn&#8217;t think so. Anyway, Mike seems to be looking for the most negative quote he can get from every review, so how about this: Even Jesus couldn&#8217;t love this abortion of a comic. That&#8217;s not how I actually feel about the book, but it&#8217;s a pretty good negative quote. More of the same misery here that you could see in #0. Ways that Mike could die, why girls don&#8217;t like him, why everything is so shitty&#8230; You know, I&#8217;d love to see him put together a happy-go-lucky story about moonbeams and unicorns. Sure it would probably suck, but a little bit of variety might help his growth as an artist. As for the content, it&#8217;s pretty good for what it is, although good luck reading this without finding something in it that&#8217;ll depress you. I chuckled once or twice, proving my morbid sense of humor, I guess. This is probably a buck or two (any more than that and you&#8217;re getting ripped off, there&#8217;s not much to it), contact info is up yonder&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/crash12.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"610\" height=\"746\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E-mail Crash of Metal #1 OK, to tell you the truth, I&#8217;m not sure if this is #1 or just a preview of #1, but does it matter? Didn&#8217;t think so. Anyway, Mike seems to be looking for the most negative quote he can get from every review, so how about this: Even Jesus couldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3027,3028],"class_list":["post-10637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-crash-of-metal","tag-mike-leoncini"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10637"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10640,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10637\/revisions\/10640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}