{"id":10530,"date":"2010-04-24T07:54:04","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T12:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10530"},"modified":"2010-03-31T16:42:21","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T21:42:21","slug":"lachowski-kris-euni-the-unicorn-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10530","title":{"rendered":"Lachowski, Kris &#8211; Euni the Unicorn #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.meangoatcomics.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/euni1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"euni1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/euni1.jpg\" alt=\"euni1\" width=\"249\" height=\"335\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Euni the Unicorn #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Quick, set the initial impression you have of this comic from the cover into your brain.\u00c2\u00a0 You may have a different impression if you&#8217;ve already read some comics by Kris, but if you haven&#8217;t I&#8217;m guessing that you have a totally different picture in your head.\u00c2\u00a0 Got it?\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s wrong.\u00c2\u00a0 Well, OK, you may be the luckiest person in the world and you managed to guess it on the first try.\u00c2\u00a0 What do I know anyway?\u00c2\u00a0 This is the story of a magical unicorn that crashes into the bedroom of a sick woman (this is dedicated, as you can tell from the cover, to Mary, who I&#8217;m guessing is Mrs. Lachowski).\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 It takes some convincing (and some genuinely hilarious dialogue), but eventually Mary sees that Euni really did come to help her get over her cold.\u00c2\u00a0 Euni, sadly, has already used up his magic by repairing the damage he did crashing into the house.\u00c2\u00a0 He does have one more way to get her well, and although I generally hate spoilers in this case I just can&#8217;t help it: unicorn urine.\u00c2\u00a0 If I have to bitch about something I will say that the art was a bit sparse at times, but with material like this all you really need is the two characters and the dialogue.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s well worth checking out, and the man is building a damn fine back selection of minis that all seem to be right around the price of this one: $1.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/euni2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"euni2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/euni2.jpg\" alt=\"euni2\" width=\"328\" height=\"418\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Euni the Unicorn #1 Quick, set the initial impression you have of this comic from the cover into your brain.\u00c2\u00a0 You may have a different impression if you&#8217;ve already read some comics by Kris, but if you haven&#8217;t I&#8217;m guessing that you have a totally different picture in your head.\u00c2\u00a0 Got it?\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s wrong.\u00c2\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1497,3013],"class_list":["post-10530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-euni-the-unicorn","tag-kris-lachowski"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10530"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10539,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10530\/revisions\/10539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}