{"id":10399,"date":"2010-04-24T05:06:37","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T10:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10399"},"modified":"2010-03-30T18:27:20","modified_gmt":"2010-03-30T23:27:20","slug":"kelly-tim-free-summer-franks-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=10399","title":{"rendered":"Kelly, Tim &#8211; Free Summer Franks II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/ny4\/timkelly19\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/freesummer21.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"398\" height=\"586\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Free Summer Franks II<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It might just be my imagination, but I think this one is much bigger than the first one. If it&#8217;s not, maybe it just seems that way because not a page goes by without some serious destruction and hijinx, which is fine with me. I mostly think you&#8217;re better off going into this book blind and having all the random stuff just smack you in the face, but it&#8217;s my duty to tell you what this is about, so if you&#8217;d rather be surprised, stop now, check out the contact info and go on your merry way. You&#8217;ve been warned! In here you&#8217;ll find 19 year old Coke bottles, clubbing, cannibal tuna, that one shark from that one old cartoon (you&#8217;d know it if you saw it), talking horns, a great neck, and a pokemon battle. Riveting drama it ain&#8217;t, but it&#8217;s funny, so what more can you ask? $2.50 PPD!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/freesummer22.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"577\" height=\"868\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Free Summer Franks II It might just be my imagination, but I think this one is much bigger than the first one. If it&#8217;s not, maybe it just seems that way because not a page goes by without some serious destruction and hijinx, which is fine with me. I mostly think you&#8217;re better off [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1413,2878],"class_list":["post-10399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-free-summer-franks","tag-tim-kelly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10399"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10403,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10399\/revisions\/10403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}